Mini Thoughts
There's a few things that I have learned or have thought about over the last couple of weeks.
A brand new pair of socks will not last longer than one month. I will end up with a large hole in the big toe on the right foot. Now as incredibly insane as this sounds, I will not change the feet. I have a right sock, and a left sock. This method creates a perfect stretch mark in the sock, so it fits me perfectly. I pin my socks together when they are being washed so my socks never break up. It's a beautiful marriage.
A school bus driver who drives recklessly is a fucking sinner and should burn in hell. Especially since I cannot retaliate with a busload of kids inside.
If you run a business, (a motivational life altering/bettering to be more specific.) Don't advertise on the side of your 1992 mini-van beater. It's depressing that I cannot do much better.
Also, an image search on Google for "socks" will turn up this picture
A brand new pair of socks will not last longer than one month. I will end up with a large hole in the big toe on the right foot. Now as incredibly insane as this sounds, I will not change the feet. I have a right sock, and a left sock. This method creates a perfect stretch mark in the sock, so it fits me perfectly. I pin my socks together when they are being washed so my socks never break up. It's a beautiful marriage.
A school bus driver who drives recklessly is a fucking sinner and should burn in hell. Especially since I cannot retaliate with a busload of kids inside.
If you run a business, (a motivational life altering/bettering to be more specific.) Don't advertise on the side of your 1992 mini-van beater. It's depressing that I cannot do much better.
Also, an image search on Google for "socks" will turn up this picture
this article was regurgitated by -------- Gravity Drop at 9:29 AM
3 Comments:
dude has some serious stretch marks.
This was also Google's "safe search"
haha.
OK, is this not the scariest, most disgusting dial-a-computer-IT-Guy? I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
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