Chapter 3

As previously discussed in chapter 2, Queer Duck had broken into the pornography industry by mistake.
He quickly became famous with his great acting ability. Soon A-listers were requesting him by name to be the lead male in movies.

He starred with the Flintstones and the Jetsons:












When Futurama came out it was one of his bigger roles that was able to be aired on the TV waves due to its soft porn quality. Most programs edited out the raunchy bits making 65 year old women think that Queer Duck was the next Paul Newman or Cary Grant. They had no idea that he was the leading male penis in the Porno Industry.

Where ever Queer Duck made an appearance, toothless grandmothers and middle aged soccor moms would break out in fights. There would be canes, dentures, and expensive cardigans littering the streets afterwards. The police needed to be called, and clean-up crews would be needed....it became expensive to the tax-payers who had to fork over the cash whenever Queer Duck came to town. But no one seemed fazed by it, because on lookers and fans remained to flock in droves to catch a glimpse of this feathered fornicator.

This diversity created a bigger explosion to allow Queer Duck to transform to the silver screen and to mainstream television shows as Family Guy and The Simpsons:

However this balloon wasn't going to keep soaring. The thin air was eventually going to pop the Ego of this Big Headed Queer Duck.....