Broccoli

The people we know as the Etruscans, who came from what is now Turkey, seem to have begun the known cultivation of broccoli almost three thousand years ago.
Broccoli was introduced to the U.S. in the 1920's as a "new" vegetable.
Broccoli is part of the cabbage family (along with caulifower, kale, collard greens, etc)
If you grow broccoli they say to remember to rotate your crops. Planting brassicas, of any kind, in the same ground more often than once every four years runs the risk of clubroot infestation--and once you get that, the ground is useless for up to a decade.

Yep, broccoli. I eat a lot of it. Close to 3 pounds a week. Or about a cup a day. Normally I just toss it into my eggs. (Eggs is another thing I eat a lot of, about 4 dozen a week, oh and sweet red pepper, I eat about 5 of those a week) A combination of these items makes for a great dutch oven.


Why do I put myself thru such torture? well cos it's healthy, that's why. I could also eat asparagus, but its pricey and I am not fond of the texture. It's like munching on mushrooms which in turn is like chewing on a person's earlobe. I enjoy broccoli because most dark green veggies taste like your chewing on aspirin, very bitter.

Cleaning the broccoli can prove to be difficult, I have found and probably eaten a number of these:


Yes fucking worms, caterpillars, nematodes, those suckers are everywhere. Normally they are dead when I come across them but it still makes me want to toss my cookies.


A website that is very interesting is Nutrition Data, it houses the nutrition information for almost any food you can think of. For your pleasure, and because I know you bastards are lazy I got the info for broccoli.

Funny, I was just thinking about a girl I knew who had a thick french accent.

"I wuz with this guy and we were fooling around, and I was massaging his ass." She says smoking a cigarette
"uh-huh" I sounded interested, because she was talking to me after all.
"And I see dis, these broccoli's things, in his ass...." she says with a scrunchy disgusted face.
"o.k.............." At this point I was processing what she had said. Why the fuck would a grown man have the urge to stick broccoli in his ass. Was he just severely sick?? you know like he had diarrhea....or did he literally shove that plant in his anus. What end did he insert? The stem end or the flower end????? I sat there with a blank look thinking. I was in Lolly-pop land, and she noticed because she was still talking about some bull-shit and hadn't responded with my monotonous uh-huh's
"Gravity?"
"Yes," I said, "why did he have broccoli in his ass??"
She laughed at me, "hahahaa." It was such a mocking tone, and full of that nasal sound that I can't stand that I wanted to take that smoldering cigarette and shove it in her ear. "Not the food. He had dis, this bumps."
"I see......" I was too enamoured with the fact that broccoli could be a sex toy. Wouldn't the little flowers break off and get lodged in the crevices of your anus?
French girl continues on, "It was deesgusting, I couldn't have sex wid him."
Finally, after some great ponderings and imaginary sexcapades, I realized what she was talking about.



All about ass broccoli.