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My loving husband finally caved and decided to download Kazaa. The world of music was now my oyster. I had an endless list of music that I wanted to steal, err download. But now that I had the option, I could only think of 3 songs that I wanted.....the rest, I just drew up a blank.
My husband downloaded some songs, which happened to be music videos. Which in turn happened to be XXX versions. I thought these would be French, or European cheap videos. Oh man was I wrong.

Lets take a popular artist, 50 Cent. This man has a song about pimpin' girlfriends, wives, daughter's, who the fuck knows who or what he is selling for sex. This video was very booby oriented. Lots and lots of boobs. Naked. In the buff. No bathing suit. Nipples galore. Granted it was expected, coming from a "pimp" and all.

It was a very expensive video. Not cheap like a "home camera in the backyard of grandma's home filming bottom of the barrel doped up women with saggy tits." This video had expensive cinamatography and make-up artists and well fed women, with nice hair done up by hairdressers.

These women had some insanely large breasts. Those titties looked like they were in their last trimester and about to pop out a little baby.


None-the-less very nice all around. It was just shocking to see they made a video that wouldn't be aired on any music channel. I am also shocked how more people are making porno's to go along with biographies and music video's. I just don't understand how this got 50 cent to a status he is at today. Maybe I am a shrewd but it creeped me out a little to see this man grab at these women's breasts. I personally think he was director and producer and star of this video just so he could grab some sweet silicone breasts. I doubt that he was instructed to grab these boobs by the little 2 foot Asian director behind the camera.



I suppose that 50 cent got sick of having free sex with sub-par groupies. Now I am thinking Madonna also should make a XXX version of her video "Music" after all it would make sense considering the context of the video. But then who wants to see a 45 year-old woman grope strippers tits. Maybe if it was Madonna 15 years ago. But certainly not now. Madonna also kissed Britney Spears, which no one seemed to shocked that this could very well make Madonna some kind of pedophile, if it was done 2 years prior.



I also downloaded "Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy because I heard good reviews and it was banned from MTV. It too, showed drug use and boobs. It also had a nice twist ending that created a purpose for the video other than the 50 cent gratuitous boobage video which had no apparent purpose other than to satisfy the perversity of 50 cent. I also just noticed after watching the 50 cent video about a half dozen times for the purpose of this blog that he cannot dance, actually he dances like an old white man with a cane.