Misadventures of the Potty
Ok Since I have nothing to talk about today I will talk about something that was recommended to me by a great co-worker of mine. The interesting findings in the bathroom.
Let me mention what has already been mentioned before. Some women have the need to take a full cup of water in to the bathroom with them, my theory is to clean the toilet seat or to clean their crotch after they have finished going potty.
Other findings would be the obvious stuff, TP that doesn’t make it all the way down the hole, pubic hairs, blood, skid marks, and foot prints.
Let me address the pubic hair subject, everyone has got them but if you find your hairs are shedding please check the fucking toilet seat before leaving, it’s really not that difficult. I really don’t want to sit my ass on someone else’s dirty pubic hair, that is infested with blood-sucking hungry crabs and lephrechans.
Blood, also applies as the same for pubic hair, please take a view of your surroundings before leaving the stall, clean up any spills, splashes, or finger paintings on the wall.
Skid marks, granted your not expected to take a toilet brush with you when you need to take a crap, but sometimes skid marks will wash away if you flush twice.
Footprints, this baffles most people. I am however aware of the fact we live with a number of Asian people. Back in the home country you may be shocked to find out they don’t have toilets like us Canadians (or Americans) they basically have a porcelain hole in the ground. Here is a movie on how to squat and here is an even better link on how to poop.
These toilets are supposed to be more efficient because you don’t need toilet paper, and it makes for better and quicker evacuation of the bowel. So I bet your now thinking Gravity WTF does Asian toilets have to do with footprints on the toilet seat. Well if you watched the videos supplied, you would know in order to “squat” on a western toilet you have to stand on the toilet seat. So if this is the case and when done in a public washroom, please for the love of god wipe down your footprints upon completion.
I also notice some people go pee, just so they can fart. Quite often they are noisy, so this is how I came to that conclusion. (I fart, but mask it by flushing the toilet (pretty ingenious don’t ya think)
Also when there are 20 stalls of toilets and the room is empty except for one person please don’t feel the need to sit next to them for company’s sake. I want to piss in peace so please use the fucking stall on the other side of the bathroom. P.S. do not carry a conversation while I am the stall, it's quiet time during tinkle time.
Let me mention what has already been mentioned before. Some women have the need to take a full cup of water in to the bathroom with them, my theory is to clean the toilet seat or to clean their crotch after they have finished going potty.
Other findings would be the obvious stuff, TP that doesn’t make it all the way down the hole, pubic hairs, blood, skid marks, and foot prints.
Let me address the pubic hair subject, everyone has got them but if you find your hairs are shedding please check the fucking toilet seat before leaving, it’s really not that difficult. I really don’t want to sit my ass on someone else’s dirty pubic hair, that is infested with blood-sucking hungry crabs and lephrechans.Blood, also applies as the same for pubic hair, please take a view of your surroundings before leaving the stall, clean up any spills, splashes, or finger paintings on the wall.
Skid marks, granted your not expected to take a toilet brush with you when you need to take a crap, but sometimes skid marks will wash away if you flush twice.
Footprints, this baffles most people. I am however aware of the fact we live with a number of Asian people. Back in the home country you may be shocked to find out they don’t have toilets like us Canadians (or Americans) they basically have a porcelain hole in the ground. Here is a movie on how to squat and here is an even better link on how to poop.
These toilets are supposed to be more efficient because you don’t need toilet paper, and it makes for better and quicker evacuation of the bowel. So I bet your now thinking Gravity WTF does Asian toilets have to do with footprints on the toilet seat. Well if you watched the videos supplied, you would know in order to “squat” on a western toilet you have to stand on the toilet seat. So if this is the case and when done in a public washroom, please for the love of god wipe down your footprints upon completion.I also notice some people go pee, just so they can fart. Quite often they are noisy, so this is how I came to that conclusion. (I fart, but mask it by flushing the toilet (pretty ingenious don’t ya think)
Also when there are 20 stalls of toilets and the room is empty except for one person please don’t feel the need to sit next to them for company’s sake. I want to piss in peace so please use the fucking stall on the other side of the bathroom. P.S. do not carry a conversation while I am the stall, it's quiet time during tinkle time.
this article was regurgitated by -------- Gravity Drop at 11:17 AM
5 Comments:
One time I used a bathroom at a mall in a "rich area" and the stalls were seperated by a full length tiled wall on each side (floor to ceiling) it was so private I could have given birth in there.
Plus I like taking shits and stinking the place up and running outta there hahahaha
I hate when people sit in the next stall when all the others are empty.
I feel is an invasion of my "private time".
Nice one in solving the secret of the people who stand on the seat.
When I am sitting on the stall farting, pissing and shitting I really prefer to do it without someone next to me in the next stall if at all possible. While there is a lot of pissing and shitting activity going on there is also a lot of deep thinking going on as well. My toilet time is my best thinking time along with my shower time. Sometimes I pee in the shower and that helps me think more clearly.
Haha, I said sitting on the stall. That is funny. I meant sitting on the toilet. Although sitting on the stall might be interesting.
I try to wait until the bathroom is empty before I plop some squishy bears in the crapper...but when I can't I flush and poop real fast so the smell and sound are masked. I am the Zoro of poop.
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