Nose Picking

Good old Ralph Wiggum picking his nose until it bleeds. I love The Simpson’s, however I don’t love seeing people pick their nose.
I know this guy that picks his nose almost constantly. Whenever I look over he’s got his finger or thumb digging for gold. But I haven’t seen it bleed yet, thank goodness, because I don’t want his germs or possible diseases. No one else seems bothered by it, or they don’t mention it, but it grosses the fuck out of me. I see him rub peoples back and hug them. I picture him laughing in his head like we’re his walking talking tissues. Today my sleeve was touched and now I am afraid I will get sick because everyone seems to have this freaky summer cold.
Another thing I am thankful for is I also haven’t seen him eat it.

Why do we eat our boogers? My daughter discovered that nose picking results in a prize…a delicious prize. Why? Why do you eat it? She’s hasn’t seen anyone else do it….but she sticks her finger in every now and then and makes her own fucking bedtime snack. I don’t know what’s worse, seeing her eat the filthy green glob to get rid of the evidence, or watch her play with it…..you know roll it in her fingers in to a brown ball, like some kind of rabbit turd and then flick it on my bed.

While I am at it, what’s up with people and their cars….in case you didn’t know they have windows; you can see out and on-lookers can see in. Just because you’re in your car doesn’t mean you have complete privacy. I can see you digging into your skull like you left a 20 dollar bill up there.

Now I won’t portray myself as perfect (snicker) I am guilty of sneaking a pick, but in privacy. That’s key; you need privacy.

And just because you pick your nose and don’t eat it…this does not make exempt from the nasty factor. You are more repulsive because you to get rid of the horrifying evidence by smearing it on your seat, or pants or whatever is near you at that moment. And your refusal to eat this said booger proves that you also agree that YOUR booger is fucking nasty. If you don’t want it….who in the sam hell do you think does want it??? You think ants or dust mites want this nose garbage? They probably do…..and I have heard nastier things.

Short story: some guy takes showers and masturbates in the shower for easy clean up. Well, after a while they get an infestation of ants. Upon closer investigation of what the ants were surviving on was quite shocking. I am sure you have indeed put two and two together at this point, knowing full well that I am friggen’ nasty. These ants were eating his sperm.

So lets all take a fun poll So I can learn lots of nose picking fun facts about you!!! Dirty bastards wash your hands.

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