Bumper Stickers

So there's a nifty little site where you can create your own bumper stickers. I spent my 8 hour working shift making these, so yeah, you could say I went a little (actually a lot) over board. For your viewing pleasure (or fapping pleasure) I have included my masterpieces. Please note that these are for hilarity only and as such shouldn't be viewed as my personal opinions or beliefs.
(Remember kids: if you can't read the text click the individual picture for a larger version)


































































































































(The spelling error on this is intentional)

Comics

So I got some comics via email and decided to make my own, or just change em up a bit. Just because I was bored. Either way, hopefully you have twisted sense of humour like me and will enjoy them. Just so I don't get death threats or a lawsuit here's my source
(clicking the individual image will make them larger)

Yellow Pages

Alright maybe a I am bored.
Maybe this is genuine (everything from the internet is true!!)

The Yellow Pages wants my sex. Or so it seems after they inverted their "walking fingers" logo upside down.

The fingers look a little girly for my liking, but they sure look like they got a trick up that sleeve of theirs. I am expecting the big "shocker" move... you know 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

I guess I surf the internet too much.
But if I deserve any hopes and dreams, this will be copied and pasted into more emails and joke websites than
"Pimp My Bride" or "Redneck Wedding" pictures. If you haven't had the opportunity to spy your eyes on those gems, then you really need to get some internet e-friends.