Delicious Word

The annual trip to the CNE happened. We tirelessly searched for the unholy item that quickly circulated the radio and buzzed about the CNE. We roamed the grounds countless times under the scorching sun, our tired feet and aching bodies howled in pain as we were determined to locate this little shack that held the ungodly abomination.

Some people thought the inventor was a cutting-edge pioneer, others thought we'd burn in hell and were disgusted by man's gluttony and sins. Everyone made valid points. In the end, I decided I must have this food item and determine on my own, if I burn in the bowels of hell or experience nirvana. It was Chocolate Covered Bacon. That's right my bitches - Melted chocolate that enrobes the smoky and salty fibers of the "other white meat" It's everything you'd expect and then some. I did not drop dead from a heart attack, like most hypothesized. In fact I have lived to spread the good word, or perhaps delicious word is more appropriate.....