Drink Me

There's no such thing as bad publicity. However there is such thing as a bad name. Cocaine is now a real drink. It doesn't, however, contain real cocaine. I don't know if this would classify as false advertising. Either way, it gave me a great idea of my own:

(does not contain actual rape juice)

Who Likes Lemon?

The Original:

The Original, with a twist of lemon:

Bald Baby?

Do you have a bald baby?!?!
Well let this site help you with that:

Bald Baby

Adults are Assholes

Last week we tried to enjoy the CNE. However with the absence of public hangings, we now have the annual air show. I think people only enjoy them in hopes of a bloody end. Our luck was we ended up gridlocked on the highway with rubber neckers enjoying the show.


While in line to get into the grounds of the CNE, we had a young couple bud in front of us. Since I'm not normally used to someone being so blantantly rude, I assumed they were with someone who was also in front of us. After some time, I realized this was not so. I was forced to take some action, I took my baby stroller and kept ramming it into the woman's heels. They said nothing about my actions. So all I have to say is fuck you lady, fuck you for budding in front of a family with two young children, you are a fabulous cunt, I hope maggots crawl into your eyes and shit on your brain.

Upon entering the grounds we are greeted with yet ANOTHER line to purchase tickets. And again, (let this be a warning of carnival visitors, keep your eye on the line.) Yes folks my eyes are cancerous, my attention span caught the A.D.D., and the cat pulled out and swallowed my tongue, because some faggot inched his way in - in front of us. Not a child, but an adult! I think we're seeing a trend here. Adults are assholes.

The Un-original Jokster

My little comic scenario has come up many times. I think I would like to stab myself in the ear with a ball point pen.
Click picture for large