Chapter 4
Now that Queer Duck had exploded into the Main stream media as a mega star and blurring the lines of porno and TV, Queer Duck had heard nothing but words of praise.
He was seen dating A-list female stars, further boosting his ratings. At this point in his career, Queer Duck was nothing more than an "image" on the screen. No one had thought it was possible for Queer Duck to be in fact, "Queer"
Many women he dated didn't stay around very long...and not offering any form of explanation as to why the couple had broken up....The Media portrayed Queer Duck as most eligible batcheler and was just living the scene.
He did however have a two year courtship with Britney Spears before her marriage with Kevin Federline. Speculations had arised that Britney was a man and that's why Queer Duck had such a long relationship with her. But due to her pregnancy with Kevin Federline those rumours quickly became just that, rumours.
Other rumours quickly arised after pregnancy that Britney either wasn't having sex with her previous boyfriend Queer Duck (further proving her innocence as a virgin) or she was a super freak in the sack thus satisfying Queer Ducks male-lusting urges to have violent anal sex.
Rumours or not, Queer Duck wasn't very happy when he reached the pinnacle of his success, he remained unhappy for the four years he was in the media spotlight. Near the end of those four years Queer Duck was going to make a movie that would create a fork in the road for him. Perhaps for the worse or for the better......
He was seen dating A-list female stars, further boosting his ratings. At this point in his career, Queer Duck was nothing more than an "image" on the screen. No one had thought it was possible for Queer Duck to be in fact, "Queer"
Many women he dated didn't stay around very long...and not offering any form of explanation as to why the couple had broken up....The Media portrayed Queer Duck as most eligible batcheler and was just living the scene.
He did however have a two year courtship with Britney Spears before her marriage with Kevin Federline. Speculations had arised that Britney was a man and that's why Queer Duck had such a long relationship with her. But due to her pregnancy with Kevin Federline those rumours quickly became just that, rumours.
Other rumours quickly arised after pregnancy that Britney either wasn't having sex with her previous boyfriend Queer Duck (further proving her innocence as a virgin) or she was a super freak in the sack thus satisfying Queer Ducks male-lusting urges to have violent anal sex.
Rumours or not, Queer Duck wasn't very happy when he reached the pinnacle of his success, he remained unhappy for the four years he was in the media spotlight. Near the end of those four years Queer Duck was going to make a movie that would create a fork in the road for him. Perhaps for the worse or for the better......
this article was regurgitated by -------- Gravity Drop at 9:37 AM
3 Comments:
It's funny how things work out....Q.D. has that sort of magic... you know, to ruin a person's life. Those two poor women never got over the break-up of Q.D.
I am worried about where this is going. There was a big duck cull in China wasn't there? And the bird flu?
Don't worry Queer Duck lives...... but I won't tell you how.......until Wednesday that is, when I return from my extended weekend.
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