Queer Duck Saga: Chapter 1

This story was created for a prank that was played to someone at my workplace. I have decided to post the story here.
The quick introduction is this: Its about a duck named Queer Duck, I made about a 100 comics/jokes of him, and everyone couldn't figure out if he was gay or if Queer Duck was indeed just a nickname for an employee here. So in order to clear up any confusion I wrote this 5 part story. I have also changed names in the story so please don't try and track me down.




Before Queer Duck became employed at H&D Ltd he did have a life beyond Sam and H&D.........

We will begin with his birth. It was quick, loud and rather bloody. Queer Duck was born so quickly it almost created an explosion.

Queer Duck was raised by his father, as his mother died after giving birth to him. Probably explaining that such a strong father figure drove him to being gay.

Queer Duck was originally known as the "Ugly little Ducky that came out of his Mama's Oyster"


Ugly duck became Queer Duck thru years of tormenting from his brothers and father, fueling the fire to becoming gay.


Queer Duck quickly moved out when he was 15 and moved to Hollywood.
Without food or clothing or money he was young, scared, and fresh meat to dirty men. Queer Duck ended up getting pimped by an older gentleman. This gentleman gave him food, clothing, and a warm place to stay for a trade of violent anal sex 3 times a week.



After 2 years Queer Duck was no longer needed as he was now too old for pedophiles. Queer Duck was disposed of in the trash. He had no knowledge of how to take care of himself, everything was taken care of when he lived with his pimp. He didn't even know how to do his own laundry. Queer duck was forced to live on the streets and swindle money out of the donations boxes at the local convenient store. However his luck was about to change for the better, during his two year bout with prostitution he made a movie with one fellow........


Stay Tuned for Chapter Two