Gravity Droppings from the Sky: Chapter 5

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Chapter 5

Four years passed along slowly for Queer Duck....at the pinnacle of his success he could not satisfy his urges, as a result he fell into depression.
While battling his severe depression Queer Duck agreed to a movie that was going to cause such a media frenzy it was going to doom Queer Ducks career in show biz.

The then 8 year old Dora didn't have legal parents other than those lawyers of Nickleodeon who agreed to make a movie with the mature 21 year old Queer Duck.



This movie was expected to smash previous box office records because of the broad-spectrum attraction from Queer Duck who attracted older audiences, and Dora who would attract a newer younger generation, thus creating a 2nd life for Queer Duck once his older viewer's bit the dust. The movie was very expensive to film, the produceres had gone over board with hair stylists and wardrobe along with special effects with the sex toys and prothesis breasts Dora was forced to wear.







When the movie first aired it created a huge up-roar, but not the positive one's producer's were hoping for. The sheer graphic material caused the media and the audiences to throw Queer Duck out of Show Business or suffer charges and jail time.

Queer Duck opted to leave show business due to his depression from a suppressed lust for men.
Now that he was out of the media eye he was free to explore his life without spectacle or judgement from the papers and paparazzi.

Thru his 4 years of great stardom-hood Queer Duck had amazingly avoided any form of drug or alcohol abuse..... further contributing his success in his life as a huge star and a regular joe.

Queer Duck is now happily living with his life partner, Sam and working for a company called H&D.

2 Comments:

Blogger Gravity Drop said...

I only took one day vacation sheesh. I have never taken a week off, and I'd hate to see you go through that hahahaa.

Anywho Dora will grow up to be a foxy lady.....and that monkey is pure trouble!!!

Wednesday, August 03, 2005 11:59:00 AM  
Blogger Gravity Drop said...

I watched Little Bear all weekend because we had no cable....Yeah I am a little sick of it.

Wednesday, August 03, 2005 2:17:00 PM  

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