Gravity Droppings from the Sky: Low Riding

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Low Riding


Let me jump on the low jeans, low riders, lemme see that ass crack kinda low.
My personal preference is the low jeans, because of my boyish figure, high waisted clothes never fit me properly. But where do we draw the line. I guess seeing ass crack is just about the norm now.

Over a weekend sometime ago, I shared dinner with family. Of course jeans were probably the clothing of choice. But what surprised me was my cousin who (is quite religious) wore low rise jeans, where the underwear wasn't low rise. Now it wasn't regualr thong ass shots that I was seeing. It was more on the frontal aspect. Every time she stuck her hands in her pockets we all got a hefty glimpse of her blue granny pants just about right down to the crotch.

With the low rise pants, we now gotta purchase some low rise underwear. And yes, those under garments do indicate low-rise right on the packaging.

Of course there is always the, so-fucking-low-I-can't-wear-underwear. I have also been lucky enough to witness this as well. What's it like you ask? Well if you are daring enough to wear these fuckers, you should shave off all your pubic hair. Because that's what everyone will see. Yes I stared, no I didn't say anything, and no, I didn't take a picture, she was underage anyways.

2 Comments:

Blogger blithering moron said...

around here, all the girls wear those... it doesn't matter if they got the figure for 'em either. they let it all hang out. plummer style!!

Thursday, February 02, 2006 10:49:00 PM  
Blogger Dita said...

Damn, I love those lowriders now. Took a long time to get used to, but I gots ta' say, those waist ones suck ass.

Friday, February 03, 2006 10:12:00 AM  

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