Big Boss
So I was just thinking. What is it like to be a boss? I was sitting at my desk doing nothing as normal and wondered what it would be like to have people below me. Do you walk into an office acting like this is your home, as if you own it, as sorts. It's strange I don't think anyone would take me seriously and would want to listen to me. I would be mocked and have rumours flying about me behind my back. (Gravity is such a bitch because her husband dumped her for another man who is younger and richer.) I assume this comes along with the territory. But how could I live my life knowing that my title as "boss" is automatically hated and feared. I have never really worked in a casual sort of environment, so I haven't had the glorious knowledge of being friends with a boss. (after work we will grab some drinks, then we can go shopping, go home watch a 
movie and we can have sex in front of the fire place while I stare into your eyes and talk about the John Doe account out in alaska that needs completion asap....oh and just place it on my bed side table at 7 am tomorrow)
I don't even think you can be friends with a boss. What happens if discipline is needed on the lower level pal? Is it taken seriously.......most likely not. It turns into a pissing match and becomes about the personal relationship. (Tom, remember that time back in 1985 when you fell off your bike and you got a booboo and I made it all better......well I am calling in a favour)
But then again...........while I was moving and my husband wasn't there to take charge I took over. I got my shit together and started organizing and telling people what to do. (hey stupid move the fucking couch over there or I will anally rape you with the chair leg) They followed my instructions and it was great. I felt like a had leadership skills and didn't care if I came across as a bitch.( I have a leather whip here with metal spikes on the end and I will give you 5 lashes for any slips ups) I am mostly mistaken as a bitch anyways so I might as well be a boss and serve a purpose. Now that I had a taste for boss-ism I have the hunger for more. But at my company, for me to climb this so-called corporate ladder I will have to have served this place for close to 25 years. (low turn-over rate in my department) That will make me 50. I don't wanna wait that long. So I just sit here and drone on about what's it like being a boss?
movie and we can have sex in front of the fire place while I stare into your eyes and talk about the John Doe account out in alaska that needs completion asap....oh and just place it on my bed side table at 7 am tomorrow)I don't even think you can be friends with a boss. What happens if discipline is needed on the lower level pal? Is it taken seriously.......most likely not. It turns into a pissing match and becomes about the personal relationship. (Tom, remember that time back in 1985 when you fell off your bike and you got a booboo and I made it all better......well I am calling in a favour)
But then again...........while I was moving and my husband wasn't there to take charge I took over. I got my shit together and started organizing and telling people what to do. (hey stupid move the fucking couch over there or I will anally rape you with the chair leg) They followed my instructions and it was great. I felt like a had leadership skills and didn't care if I came across as a bitch.( I have a leather whip here with metal spikes on the end and I will give you 5 lashes for any slips ups) I am mostly mistaken as a bitch anyways so I might as well be a boss and serve a purpose. Now that I had a taste for boss-ism I have the hunger for more. But at my company, for me to climb this so-called corporate ladder I will have to have served this place for close to 25 years. (low turn-over rate in my department) That will make me 50. I don't wanna wait that long. So I just sit here and drone on about what's it like being a boss?
this article was regurgitated by -------- Gravity Drop at 10:43 AM
4 Comments:
Hmmmmmmm misconduct eh?? I could never picture that from you haha.
Of course it's true about the gossip..... look at what everyone does at work.
Blogging about your pornographic late night nookie from the day before is probably misconduct. Ah well whats good for her is good for me...woohoo!!!
Midwest---How can a boss be over-rated???? We need an explanation.....All I ever get is an email from my boss with the note of "FYI" and then an attachment... Oh and lot's of free food and meetings.
*Hugs* and *kisses* ....... someone should respond with "get your tongue outta my mouth!"
The best explanation I have heard is..."I don't like my lazy, sloppy co-workers....why would I want to ever be their boss?"
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