Funny Stuff

So I was watching this movie the other day called "Guess Who" the one with Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac. It was an okay movie but I thought I would point out a funny scene that made me giggle like a japanese school girl. You know the squinty eyes and the hand up to the mouth and you go teehehehehehe. It's a delicate little laugh that makes you want to dig out your eyes with a rusty spoon, without any novocaine.

Here is the rough outline of the scene, since my memory is no better than an 80 year old with alzheimer's

Hotel Clerk -- Hi there, how can I help you
Mr Jones -- I have reservations for Mr Jones
Hotel Clerk -- Jones with a j?
Mr Jones -- NO!!! Jones with a P
Hotel Clerk -- ????

That was some funny shit. I even repeated the whole scene out again to my husband, and he just rolled his eyes.


Speaking of funny stuff, Family Guy is a fantastic show and highly recommended.

Peter: Hey Mort, do these suppositories come in other flavors?
Mort: Peter, are you eating those?
Peter: No, I'm shoving 'em up my butt. Of course I'm eating 'em!




While we're at it let's include the new show American Dad

Wife -- oh honey your so upset do you want me to make you happy with my mouth?
Husband -- oh well, let's give it a try.
Wife proceeds to blow raspberries on his stomach.



And of course the classic, The Simpsons. This is my favourite scene of all time.

Backstory- Homer wrote a very angry letter to Mr. Burns and Bart mailed it. Now Homer tries to retrieve it at the Post Offiice.

Homer-- Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Post Office -- Okay Mr. Burns, what is your first name?
Homer-- I don't know.

You can listen to the audio clip here