Take a Vacation?

So here we are again.......Monday.
Die Monday Die.
I wish I could seperate your letters one digit at a time and burn you and then bury you in every corner of the universe... just so we could skip this dreadful day all together.
I probably need a vacation. And I was silly enough to squander those 8 days on "long weekends" spread through out the year. Now all I have is 2 days and I don't know if I will get to use them as a day off or if I should save them for sick days (my sick days are unpaid here)

If I did have the day off what the hell would I do all day???????

Well since I am stuck here at work and on the brink of igniting myself with gasoline..... I might as well rant about it here so you guys can get some good shit's and giggle's in.

Well it's mostly so I can show you all the magical gif's I stole and now you guy's can use them too!!!!! what fun.

But seriously though, when you don't get any vacations you can get get sick more often. My healthy eating habits are now biting me in the ass because I am healthy as a horse and can't catch a cold if I wanted to. Lack of vacation days can also cause stress (no shit Sherlock) when you get stressed, you get sloppy. Mistakes can and will happen.

Lack of vacation days can also get you fired. Yes, that's right. Working more often can get you fired, let me explain.

You go into work on Tuesday, stressed from Monday. you have some sort of project due on Wednesday, but now your boss demands it Today (which is Tuesday) at 5 pm. Because your groggy head hasn't gotten out of the fog yet and the triple expresso with 4 sugars and 2 creams with a dash of crack hasn't kicked in, you flip your fucking lid and go ape shit on your boss.

The best days to call in sick other than the obvious - Friday or Monday (for the long weekend mentality) I would have to say Wednesday. Wednesday is better known as hump day. Because once you get over the hump of Wednesday it's all down hill with a one way ticket on the gravy train until friday comes along.

So at this point in time I suggest we all just take a "me day" or "fuck you" day and call in sick or plan a vacation day. Or if your just a slacker and have no choice but to come in (like me!) then just remember that us Canadians have a holiday on September 5th, I don't know who's death we are celebrating but it's a day off, and I can't hardly wait.