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Tuesday, August 30, 2005
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I've never eaten lobster. Am I weird?
I've never eaten Lobster either. But I have a lot of food allergies.
Because lobster is so foreign to me I would assume eating lobster is like eating a cat or dog. It's just plain weird.
Upon discovery of the Lobster:
"Hey jack, look at this brown spotted crustacean with big pinchers. Looks like it's infected with gonorrhea"
"Yeah Bill, what do you say we boil it, crack the hard shell, and eat it's guts."
"Jack, that's some great idea you got there, you might be on to something"
"Bill, we will call it Lobster, and charge an insane amount of money to rich white people. I mean look at escargot.......it's a delicacy"
I'm allergic to all kinds of crustaceans, which includes prawns, lobsters and shellfish. What a pity.
Soooo, are the clams red from the lobsters in the pants? ewe...
I only have one clam......... who ever has more than one please post a pic, you are lucky and probably very very talented.
some women may like a breast exam from a lobster...don't they make sex toys for that?
Hey, nipple clamps are one thing. But nipple clamps with a serrated edge like the lobster, is just plain self-mutilation. IMHO anyways.
I always wondered about the first person to test each food... who tried the cow tongue?
I would guess a poor farmer...... I think they used every part of the body.... kinda like the Inuit (Eskimo's) they used the entire whale even the bones and fat.
I saw a video of a dead whale being driven though a town on the back of a flatbed truck. The skin burst and sent mountains of whale flesh gushing out all over the street.
Where is this video....... I think you should post it on your blog... it would be very interesting.
This was a couple of years ago so I've long lost the link. I should have saved it. :(
It's a dark dark day today.
No exploding whales.
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