SWF: Seeking Lesbo Expertise.

An interesting question was brought up next to the water cooler today. Do lesbians like to read romantic novels, like those of Harlequin Romance. The stories are normally about straight couples getting their groove on. Wouldn't any normal lesbian find this repulsive? The query was never resolved because asking a lesbian this at work is probably grounds for immediate dismissal, or severe ass plumaging in the bathroom by HR.

This then spawned into something dirty......

I wonder if lesbians use dildo's?

Because if they did, isn't that some kind of breach of contract? Isn't there some sort of aggreement that if your gay you cannot insert tubular "ingredients" in the cavity of your genitals?

Fingers, dildo's, and cucumbers symbolize penis; and these items are inserted in to a hole made for man.....or intended for man.

My co-worker then slapped me in the face and said, vagina's are made for tampons and babies. It my was hypothesis at this point my friend was either a gay feminist, or just very well educated. Vagina's make babies. This was life altering to the maximum awsome-ness.
She then argued that fingers can't be compared to a man's penis because a man with a penis the size of a finger should be cut into little tiny cubes like that of stewing beef and thrown into the trash compactor so he cannot create off-spring with such small genitals.


We all know the chain of life goes like this: Small penis - small sperm - small babies - smaller penis -even smaller sperm - smaller babies - and then so on and so on. This disastrous effect would cause humans to disappear into nothingness.




I bitch slapped my friend/co-worker back. That cannot be possible, small penises are made for gay men to insert into the anus of anther gay man. Small penises are made for small openings. It also creates a muse for comic writers. Without small penises we would have no comedy in this world.

Without gay men and their gay sex we might never have discovered the prostate orgasm. And without lesbian sex and the "hooked" finger women probably wouldn't know about g-spot orgasm. How do I know a women discovered the g-spot..... well because I haven't met a man who's penis bends at 90 degrees.

After all the jibber jabber I have forgotten where I was going to end this story.....But the conversation we had, ended with me talking about the inner ear....... that's another story.